Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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