8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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