tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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