i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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