We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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