I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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