awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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