you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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