you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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