so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
wow bdsm is so cute
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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