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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.

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  How unfortunate for your Mom.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero

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• (253): View more from Washington

  For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.

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• (310): View more from California

  Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?

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• (+91): View more from India

  I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers

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