ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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