I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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