Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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