remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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