I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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