I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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