Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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