I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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