): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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