Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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