Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I want a musical about memes.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
