GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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