pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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