Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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