at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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