Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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