Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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