Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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