the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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