I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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