i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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