she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just cropdusted the office
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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