I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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