Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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