i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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