I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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