woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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