so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's blow job season.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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