You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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