How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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