am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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