we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
