its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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