We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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