My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have tasted many bathrooms
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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