I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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