You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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