we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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