why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Hippo gnu deer
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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