No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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