at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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