Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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