you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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