maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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