While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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