we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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